Despair not, DIY

The management and marketing geniuses at Despair.com have a do-it-yourself demotivational parody-inspirational poster generator. I did a somewhat uninspired test run with an image (that came from here) to see if it really worked. The Prairie Dog with light-saber is a tad better, I think. (It's based on this video. I can appreciate the red glow of the light saber reflecting off his right side. Speaking of DPD, this other Star Wars theme is cracked although badly done. The original Morning Musume segment and a nest of suspected prairie dog sympathizers deserve some credit for DPD's flourishing career.) Below is a sampling of recent demotivators from despair.com:-(.

Update: A variation of the earlier Egyptian i-thing: