The rise of Eris (in the fifth house)

2003 UB₃₁₃ has been renamed Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos and Confusion. Eris is larger than Pluto, and would be the tenth planet if things had been decided a little differently. This gives a strong Discordian flavor to the dwarf planets. Eris is now recognized as the 17^th largest object in the solar system, just ahead of Pluto, and just behind numbers 10 through 16, Ganymede, Titan, Callisto, Io, Luna, Europa, and Triton.
Discordian Links:
Principia Discordia in the JFK Collection! (ironic, considering Kerry Thornley's connection to Oswald)
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/
Reported by the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/5344892.stm
Reported at MSNBC: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14825585/