Tony Blair made a non-statement about his non-resignation today in front of TV cameras in the bright sunlight. The natural illumination and added contrast provided by video allowed me to see for the first time the huge W on his forehead which, I suppose, was carved there by the monkey boy king when he took possession of Blair's soul during one of their special-relationship occult seance get-togethers. This has allowed him to use Blair's special powers which the Chimperor does not possess: the articulate use of the English language. Since the demon which possesses Blair's body was unable to begin to step aside, this suggests that the cabal has additional tasks for Tony, probably involving convincing a coalition of the willies to do to Iran what they have done to Iraq and Afghanistan.
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