Another smirking loser for America = McCain!

McCain ranked 894th out of 899 in his graduating class at the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis. I have long thought that what the country really needs right now is a dumb old stubborn white guy with a bad temper who has never had a real job other than killing foreigners and dumping one wife for the rich heiress wife. Oh, yeah, and the Senate and that stuff. Washington insider. How did that Keating Five thing work out for ya? Suck up to any nutjob preachers lately? (start creepy voice-over) I am so fired up and ready to go… on day one… with whatever functional mental abilities that remain. And there are some. Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Iran!

McCain: older… stubborner… dumber… americaner… warrier… angrier… meaner… hotter-headed…

If you liked Bush, you'll love McMore of the McSame!

McCain: Making the McWorld Safe for McNamericain McDemocracy.

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