Best Twilight Zone… Ever? -tho I have half a dozen favorites near this level.
Friday, October 31, 2008
To Serve Man
Tags: communication, Earth, food, humanity, imagination, language, life, mind, mystery, nature, snackology, survival, technology, time, travel, United States, universe, video, violence, world
- Blues Tea-Cha - 1:26 AM 0 comments
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Easily follow fast-breaking squirrel news photos with Daylife
Daylife is a good way to follow the news visually. Their actual news isn't so good yet, and I am still figuring out how to use it, but if you want to follow all the pictures taken of something in the news, such as squirrels, acorn, Barack Obama, Joe, or anything else frequently photographed by the news media, Daylife has nice large images under an attractive cubist interface.
Tags: animals, art, communication, media, photography, technology
- Blues Tea-Cha - 11:35 PM 0 comments
Maya and Barack in San Francisco in the 1970s
In this screen shot of a frame around 1:59 in this video at the BarackObamadotcom Youtube channel, big brother Barry holds his sister Maya by the Golden Gate Bridge. I love this picture. Since Maya was born in August 1970, I'd guess this could be the summer of '72? I tried to restore my screenshot of the lo-res video of the faded photo to what I imagine the scene actually looked like. Despite some artifacts in the sky and under the bridge, I think this is about right.
The shirt was (Vietnam) camouflage green, not (Desert Storm) brown, as it appears in the reddened photo. I used to have one like it around the early 70s, shortly after I ruined the paisley one by forgetting some chewing gum in the pocket. Some green light reflected off the shirt onto Maya's arm, Barack's face, and the side of Maya's face. Young Barack's hair was more of a deep rich brown with reddish highlights in the bright sun, if these colors are right, and Maya's hair was a lighter brown with a reddish tinge, too. They are both squinting under a bright late-morning sun. I guess they are in a spot Golden Gate Park, facing south. I don't know the area well. It's a really nice snapshot of (the universal) brother and sister.
Tags: art, cities, film, graphic, media, photography, time, travel, United States, video
- Blues Tea-Cha - 10:39 PM 0 comments
Monday, October 20, 2008
Obama Battles the Pink Robocallers
The Obama campaign YouTube site has a video complaining about the McCain robocall attack. McCain cannot afford or convince humans to do his dirty work, so he has been employing bots to speak ill of Obama in hopes that the humans will repeat the rumors.
That reminded me of a song… which needs a few tweaks…
(by Unknown Pirate, ripoff from The Flaming Lips)
His name is Obama
he’s a candidate for office
working for the people
he has to discipline his message
'Cause he knows that
it's demanding
to defeat those evil machines
I know he can beat them
Oh Obama, they wanna harm ya
but you won't let those robots bomb ya
Obama, they wanna harm ya
but you won't let those robots bomb ya
Those evil robo-callers
they're programmed to destroy us
he’s got to guide the nation
so he’s taking your donation
'Cause he knows that
it'd be tragic
if those robo-callers win
I know he can beat them
Oh Obama, they wanna harm ya
but you won't let those robots bomb ya
Obama, they wanna harm ya
but you won't let those robots bomb ya
Obama
'Cause he knows that
it's demanding
to defeat those evil machines
I know he can beat them
………
Tags: communication, computers, democracy, elections, humor, imagination, intolerance, media, politics, Republic of Armed Desire, survival, technology, United States, video
- Blues Tea-Cha - 5:54 PM 0 comments
Monday, October 06, 2008
Proposed Political Ad Warning Label
CAUTION! HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED!
For electoral use only.
If swallowed, DO NOT induce voting.
Call metaphysician immediately.
Persons with skin or sensitivity should use sufficient protection.
Avoid contact and breathing vapor.
Contains petroleum-based ideological by-products.
Keep away from heat, sparks and open flame wars.
Use only with adequate ventilation.
CAUTION! CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM IRRITANT
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.
CALIF. PROP. 265 • POLITICAL WARNING
(CALIFORNIA HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE
WARNING: This product contains memes
known to the State of California to cause stress,
mental defects or psychological harm.
Use proper protection when using product.
Tags: democracy, elections, language, mind, politics, Republic of Armed Desire, survival, United States
- Blues Tea-Cha - 2:40 AM 0 comments
The Intolerable Suffering of the Investment Bankers
When the financial melt-down bail-out was first proposed, I marveled at how the paper losses of a handful of bankers could be judged more worthy of intervention than the one-million plus families who have lost their homes in the mortgage crisis over the past year.
Much has been written about socialism for the rich, fascism, moral hazard, and other hazards of this, which I won't re-hash here, since the proposed massive bailout seems to have now become law, well-lubricated with pork fat the second time. Does anybody hear a squealing sound?
I had thought of how difficult it would be for George Bush to persuade people to give him 700 billion dollars, and two songs by the Who came to mind. Initially, We Won't Be Fooled Again, and later, Behind Blue Eyes. This song in its original form seems to reflect the great pain of the bankers. After all, doesn't one banker losing a million properties feel a million times the pain of a family who only loses one? I'm not really sure that the banking class is literally entirely blue-eyed, but let's just say they figuratively are. This song dedication goes out to the clueless Henry Paulson, who will represent the banking class. I don't have a radio station or even a YouTube video or slideshow for this, I'm just suggesting a soundtrack as a concept. Some annotations to the lyrics have been provided for the illumination of the metacognitively challenged.
(Pete Townsend, 1971)
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man (who wrecked the economy)
To be the sad man (who is financially washed-up)
Behind blue eyes (WASP or honorary one)
No one knows what it's like
To be hated (you got that right)
To be fated
To telling only lies (financial statements, declarations, depositions, testimony)
But my dreams (greedy ones)
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be (not to mention my accounts)
I have hours, only lonely (everyone has dumped my stock)
My love is vengeance (the homeless families)
That's never free
No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you (not my fault)
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through (investors may lose confidence, must keep up appearances)
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
When my fist clenches, crack it open (force me to make loans)
Before I use it and lose my cool (overheated economy)
When I smile, tell me some bad news (market correction)
Before I laugh and act like a fool (deliver me from irrational exuberance)
If I swallow anything evil (excessive risk)
Put your finger down my throat (relieve me of my debts)
If I shiver, please give me a blanket (to stop my financial shivers)
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat (make the taxpayers bail me out!)
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
Tags: audio, economics, human rights, humanity, music, politics, Republic of Armed Desire, survival, United States
- Blues Tea-Cha - 12:57 AM 0 comments
Sunday, October 05, 2008
SP Operating System outlined
This is the Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart, courtesy of the highly-perceptive reverse-engineering skills at adennak.com (AKA ph33r and loathing). Apparently the chart has gone viral, and I am only one of at least several tens of thousands if not millions of people who got this in an e-mail. What can I say? He so nailed it. This is far more articulate than any analysis you'd get on CNN. The programming metaphor may be a good fit since Palin looks animatronic, to me. Hollywood, it's not too late to include a Palin look-alike in the re-make of Westworld.
Tags: art, blogging, communication, democracy, elections, graphic, humor, language, media, mind, politics, Republic of Armed Desire, technology, United States
- Blues Tea-Cha - 9:53 PM 0 comments
Saturday, October 04, 2008
BBC releases script prepared for post-nuclear-war radio announcement
BBC nuclear bomb script releasedPDF
A script written by the BBC and the government to be broadcast in the event of a nuclear attack has been published. The script, written in the 1970s and released by the National Archives, included instructions to "stay calm and stay in your own homes". Scripts were written to reassure the public the BBC was "still there".
BBC TRANSCRIPT TO BE USED IN WAKE OF NUCLEAR ATTACKNot to worry, then!
This is the Wartime Broadcasting Service. This country has been attacked with nuclear weapons. Communications have been severely disrupted, and the number of casualties and the extent of the damage are not yet known. We shall bring you further information as soon as possible. Meanwhile, stay tuned to this wavelength, stay calm and stay in your own homes.
Remember there is nothing to be gained by trying to get away. By leaving your homes you could be exposing yourselves to greater danger.
If you leave, you may find yourself without food, without water, without accommodation and without protection. Radioactive fall-out, which follows a nuclear explosion, is many times more dangerous if you are directly exposed to it in the open. Roofs and walls offer substantial protection. The safest place is indoors.
Make sure gas and other fuel supplies are turned off and that all fires are extinguished. If mains water is available, this can be used for fire-fighting. You should also refill all your containers for drinking water after the fires have been put out, because the mains water supply may not be available for very long.
Water must not be used for flushing lavatories: until you are told that lavatories may be used again, other toilet arrangements must be made. Use your water only for essential drinking and cooking purposes. Water means life. Don't waste it.
Make your food stocks last: ration your supply, because it may have to last for 14 days or more. If you have fresh food in the house, use this first to avoid wasting it: food in tins will keep.
If you live in an area where a fall-out warning has been given, stay in your fall-out room until you are told it is safe to come out. When the immediate danger has passed the sirens will sound a steady note. The "all clear" message will also be given on this wavelength. If you leave the fall-out room to go to the lavatory or replenish food or water supplies, do not remain outside the room for a minute longer than is necessary.
Do not, in any circumstances, go outside the house. Radioactive fall-out can kill. You cannot see it or feel it, but it is there. If you go outside, you will bring danger to your family and you may die. Stay in your fall-out room until you are told it is safe to come out or you hear the "all clear" on the sirens.
Here are the main points again:
Stay in your own homes, and if you live in an area where a fall-out warning has been given stay in your fall-out room, until you are told it is safe to come out. The message that the immediate danger has passed will be given by the sirens and repeated on this wavelength. Make sure that the gas and all fuel supplies are turned off and that all fires are extinguished.
Water must be rationed, and used only for essential drinking and cooking purposes. It must not be used for flushing lavatories. Ration your food supply: it may have to last for 14 days or more.
We shall repeat this broadcast in two hours' time. Stay tuned to this wavelength, but switch your radios off now to save your batteries until we come on the air again. That is the end of this broadcast.
This is the end of the world news.
Tags: audio, communication, cruel Britanika, Earth, future, life, media, survival, technology, time, war, world
- Blues Tea-Cha - 1:02 PM 0 comments