Monday, October 06, 2008

Proposed Political Ad Warning Label

POLITICAL IDEOLOGY
CAUTION! HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED!
For electoral use only.
If swallowed, DO NOT induce voting.
Call metaphysician immediately.
Persons with skin or sensitivity should use sufficient protection.
Avoid contact and breathing vapor.
Contains petroleum-based ideological by-products.
Keep away from heat, sparks and open flame wars.
Use only with adequate ventilation.


CAUTION! CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM IRRITANT
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.


CALIF. PROP. 265 • POLITICAL WARNING
(CALIFORNIA HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE

WARNING: This product contains memes
known to the State of California to cause stress,
mental defects or psychological harm.
Use proper protection when using product.

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