Cetacean-based fats and oils are a tested and proven source of light, heat, energy, and provide a nutritious, edible, metal-rich spread for our growing nation. Futuristic fuels such as coal oil and petroleum are pie-in-the sky ideas best left for the next century. John McCain supports expanding the nation's whaling fleet to deal with the fast-rising price of whale oil above the critical sixpence-per-cup level. Large numbers of energy-rich whales drift uselessly in our territorial waters due to tax barriers erected by the liberal Democratic allies of Barack Obama. Given the proper tax incentives, these offshore whale reserves can be used to free the land grow the economy!
Whale, baby, whale!
Paid for by the Cetacean-based Fuels for America's Future Consortium
Paid for by the Cetacean-based Fuels for America's Future Consortium
This is only a drill.Had this been an actual national energy emergency,
you would have been directed to develop renewable energy sources for energy independence.
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