Tuesday, March 06, 2007


United MegaloMedia was formed by a merger of the Corporate News Network, American Brainwashing Corporation, Faux News, Big Brother Corporation, the Nationalist Brainwash Committee, and the Central Brainwashing Service. Independent network logos, channels, stations, and "identities" are maintained for marketing and anti-trust purposes. Traditional broadcast advertisements and product placement spots are available to corporate clients, while a more extensive menu of embedded services are available to authorized governmental agencies. Programming provided by the Limited Information and Entertainment Service (LIES).

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